How do you get him down? Invite the spics over, blindfold them and tell them it's a pi�ata party. How else do you babysit a niglet? Put Velcro on the ceiling and tell him to jump. How do you get him down? Teach him to say "Motherfucker." How do you babysit a niglet? Wet his lips and stick him to the wall. Why are there no nigger astronauts? Their lips explode at 50,000 feet.
What do you call an apartment full of niggers? A COON-dominium. Why don't nigger kids play in the sandbox? Cats keep covering them up. What do you get when you cross a jew and a gypsy? A chain of empty retail stores. Why do spics drive low-riders? So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time. What's a niggers idea of foreplay? "Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch." What do nigger kids get for Christmas? Your bike.
Why don't niggers take aspirin? They refuse to pick the cotton out. What do you get when you cross a nigger and a spic? Someone too lazy to steal. Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate them too. What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence. What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen. How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope. How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head. How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either. What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase? Branch manager. Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit. What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? Niggers. What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire? A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it. What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. What's the difference between dog shit and niggers? When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking.